#my dignity is gone

[probablyalittletoosilly]

Stress Relief

Warnings: smut written by a minor, kind of rushed ending (imo), sub afab reader, dirty talk, degrading (slut, whore), praise, cunnilingus, fingering, kind of rough sex? they bicker a bit, but it's because this is intended to be before they became close, might be ooc, marking, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, you're almost caught lmao, hasn't been proofread so there might be a few mistakes

You never intended to somehow get between the heir of the Supreme Guardian and one of the best fighters of Wildfire, but here you were.

You didn't know how this began – maybe trying to be polite with them both despite their rivalry was the wrong choice. Or perhaps it was just bad timing when they were in a heated argument while the trailblazers were asleep, and you just so happened to be in the middle of it.

“See? Look at how they're falling apart for me,” Seele goads, lifting her head from between your thighs for the first time in nearly half an hour, fluid dripping down her mouth and chin as she shoots an arrogant smirk at Bronya.

You could feel Bronya's annoyance from behind you as her hands continued to gently rub circles on your hips, sighing against your neck before replying, “You're being too rough with them, Seele.”

“They like it,” as if to prove this she brought her fingers between your legs, causing a breathy moan to escape you at the slight contact when she scoops the fluid leaking from you to show to Bronya.

Your eyes widened at the sight, trying to look anywhere other than that which Seele notices and muses, “What? Can't handle how much of a slut you look like right now?” You swore your throat went dry at her words, forcing yourself to look at the sight causing your cheeks to warm. Did you really look that pathetic in front of both of them? Seele's smirk seemed to broaden as she saw how flustered you were getting and the silence she caused.

The silence was interrupted by Bronya who was mesmerized by the liquid coating Seele's fingers – although she hid that as she attempted to speak in her regular composed tone, “Can you not be vulgar for one minute, Seele?”

It seemed you were trapped in between one of their arguments once again, but this seemed to only serve as something to make Seele more competitive. “Can you not criticize everything I do? Don't act like you have any dignity right now either, princess,” she huffs, roughly moving the fingers she was holding out for the two of you to see back inside you without warning, causing a loud gasp to escape your lips.

“Fuck, you're so tight,” Seele remarked, not giving you time to adjust as her fingers moved in and out of you at a fast pace, seemingly just as mesmerized as Bronya was earlier.

You were a mess, your hands attempting to grip at the sheets for some sort of leverage until Bronya interlaced her left hand with yours, squeezing it gently in contrast to how roughly Seele was fingering you currently.

Her breath was warm on your neck as she sucked another dark mark on it, only stopping to whisper in a soft tone, “You're doing so good, just stay like this for us, love.” The pet name rolled off her tongue as her other hand moved to cup your breast, a warm sigh escaping her before she murmured, “You're so beautiful like this…”

Seele didn't seem to like how your attention went to Bronya with how she did particularly hard thrust of her fingers, curling them just right leading for you to whine loudly. She seemed to enjoy the noise coming from your lips, while Bronya had the opposite reaction, “You need to be quiet. You wouldn't want the rest of the residents in this hotel to hear you, hm?”

Seele was quick to snap, eyebrows furrowing at Bronya's words, “Let them be as loud as they want. Are you that afraid that your mom's gonna find out her sweet, innocent daughter is with two underworlders and is fuckin’ one of them?” Bronya stayed silent for a moment, the only sign of her annoyance that you could tell from her being behind you is how she squeezed your hand a bit tighter.

Seele seemed to know she hit a nerve with the heir, so she continued, her annoyed expression now changing to an amused one, “I'm sure your reputation would take quite the hit, huh?”

“..Be quiet,” Bronya grumbled, her once composed tone breaking slightly as her other hand continued to play with your breast – her movements a bit harsher causing the stimulation to become more overwhelming.

“P-please..” You sputter, now fully aware of how pathetic you must sound, your hips desperately trying to meet when Seele's fingers pump inside of you as your eyes flutter shut at the sensation. She notices your expression and how you're tightening on her fingers.

Her smirk turns smug as if her ego couldn't be any higher, “You're already close? I've hardly even done anything.”

You took in a sharp breath, eyes instantly snapping open when Seele somehow fastened the pace – hypocritical to her previous words as her voice softened just slightly as she curled her fingers inside you, “Come on then, cum on my fingers.”

Curses fell from your lips as you felt yourself obey Seele's wishes. She helped you ride out your orgasm, slowly pumping her fingers inside of you before it began to die down. Seele seemed to savor the feeling for a moment before she pulled her fingers out, an accomplished look on her face as she saw her fingers covered in your essence.

“Damn..” You hear Seele mumble to herself, a grin on her face before she puts her fingers in her mouth – not only making you flustered but tasting you. She hummed at the taste before suddenly you're reminded that Bronya is still very much present.

Her body suddenly shifted from behind you, making you fall back slightly onto the cheap wooden headboard of the bed. “Bronya?” You ask, voice still a bit hoarse from Seele's ministrations. A glare was sent your way by the heir, and instead of her normal expression it was replaced with a darker one, her dilated pupils full of lust. Bronya moved to where Seele was, her voice firm as if she was commanding her guards, “Move.”

Seele seemed annoyed with the girl's command, but she moved with a scoff and grumbles about how even she has better manners. Bronya ignored Seele's grumbles – as if her mind was on the singular mission that was fucking you. It was almost scary to have practically royalty who was so gentle earlier now be staring at you with that darkened look for hers, which surely was having an effect on you.

“Fuck,” Bronya whispers to herself, hands tightly pulling apart your thighs as far as they can go – seeing your pussy oozing onto your thighs and dirtying the sheets below. Her grip on your thighs almost became bruising before she immediately dived in, sloppily licking your slit. The stimulation was so sudden you didn't notice Seele sneak behind you, only noticing when she bites your neck, sucking in a dark mark that makes you whimper softly.

“And she said I was vulgar,” Seele mumbles in an annoyed tone after pulling away from the mark you could only imagine was a deep purple. She pressed a gentle kiss on the mark, slightly apprehensive about the simple affection.

Bronya's inexperience showed with how she had little technique while eating you out, but her vigor was quick to make up for it. Slurping noises filled the hotel room, and you were certain you'd feel embarrassed if you weren't so focused on how good it felt.

"M-more... please," You plead to Bronya, tears of pleasure falling down your cheeks. The heiress groaned against your pussy, her surprisingly strong hands tightly holding your thighs apart as she quickened her pace causing your eyes to roll back.

Seele wiped away your tears, an amused chuckle leaving her throat before she spoke, "You're moaning like a bitch in heat." She emphasized this with a bite to your shoulder, a pained groan escaping you. You could feel yourself on the brink once more, your back arching as you tightly grasped the sheets while the two took notice and seemed to double their efforts.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and a muffled gravelly male voice spoke, "Seele? Are you in there? Sampo told me he saw you go in here. Anyways, that's not the point. There's monsters around town and I need you to help out if you have the time."

You instantly recognized the voice – Oleg – and Seele seemed to as well as she cursed Sampo. Bronya ignored the fact that someone was at the door, eating you out like it was her last meal as if to get back at Seele for earlier. Bronya only pulled away slightly to shove two fingers into your wet enterance, groaning as she felt you immediately tighten around her fingers. You couldn't contain your moans, causing Seele to stuff two fingers in your mouth in an attempt to quiet you down.

Seele glared at Bronya, who looked up at her and smirked against you, relishing your now muffled moans as she continued to lick your slit and pump her fingers inside you. You decided to tease Seele the best you could while her fingers were in your mouth, sucking on them while running your tounge up and down her fingers. You could hear her breath hitch before she cursed the two of you and Sampo under her breath, "Y-yeah, I can help! Just give me a few minutes."

"Be quick with it," Oleg responded, his tone hard to distinguish before his heavy footsteps slowly faded in the distance. Seele let out a breath of relief, keeping her fingers inside your mouth before roughly pushing them further into your mouth causing you to gag.

"You're such a fuckin' whore," Seele punctuated, making you gag before she let her fingers pop out of your mouth, wiping the saliva onto the side of your neck. Her right hand gripped on your throat, louder moans escaping your lips before you peaked – your vision going blurry for a few moments before you slowly became aware of your surroundings. Bronya pulled her fingers out of you, both her hands now holding your thighs apart once more as she licked the cum oozing from you.

After a few moments Bronya finally pulled way when a pained whimper escaped your lips. She pressed kisses on your inner thighs while Seele shifted from behind you, pulling herself away as she sighed, "I better get ready." You weakly nodded, trying to act not completely out of it to give her a smile. Seele raised an eyebrow at first, but smiled back, moving beside you before her hand was at the back of your head, pulling you in closer before she kissed the corner of your lips almost shyly and pulling back.

Silently, you wondered how she could be so confident one moment and shy in the next, but you don't question it as she stood from the bed, which emitted a creaking noise. Seele changed and spared a glance to the two of you, holding her scythe and giving a slight wave before leaving. Bronya looked towards you once Seele left, pressing a kiss against your clit before laying beside you. "You know... I could see myself wanting to do this again," you joke, earning a small snort from the heiress as she pulled your body close to hers.

"It was quite the nice experience, wasn't it?" Bronya murmurs against your ear, a soft blush on her cheeks while her hands moved up and down your back in a relaxing manner as she allowed you some rest.

You instantly relax in her embrace, tiredly nodding as you buried your head onto the place between her neck and shoulder. Bronya's eyes closed before she pulled you impossibly closer as you slowly fell asleep. The heiress smiled softly at the sight before she whispered in your ear, "Get rest now. Tomorrow morning, I can't promise I'll be as gentle as I was tonight before I need to leave."

[wholesomecollegekid]

Minigolf Shenanigans

A few weeks into the first semester the student activities board had a golf and gokarting night and the Seven thought it would be a fun bonding activity, so we decided to go do it. Boy oh boy, little did I know that by the end of the night I would gain a new kind of notoriety.

So we’re mini golfing and we get to one of those holes where you hit the ball up a hill and it goes through a tunnel hopefully into the hole below.

Meg went first. Her ball got stuck. Ella decided the next best course of action would be to hit her own ball down there to get Meg’s out.

Hers got stuck too.

By that time, both of them are lying down at the exit of the tunnel, Ella is attempting to shove her mini golf club up the tunnel to dislodge the balls, and I’m standing at the top attempting to do the same thing. As the tunnel is curved and golf clubs are not, neither of us are having much success until the intrusive thought hits me.

I put down my club, lay on the ground, cup my hands around the entrance to the tunnel, and blow as hard as I can.

I was fully prepared for it not to work. What I was NOT prepared for was not only that it worked, but for the horrible BRAAAAAAAAAOOOOUUNK that came out of the other end along with the balls, scaring the crap out of my poor roommate and friend. Profuse apologies followed.

The balls were out and we came out of it only slightly traumatized, Meg and Ella from the noise and balls flying out at Mach 7, and me from apparently resorting to having to do CPR on the hole of an actual mini golf course. Meg still managed to win.

[sillydizzybxtches]

LIKE SHE CAN'T DO THIS??

EXCUSE ME LADY???? MOMMY???? HOLY FUCK!!!!

[starmocha]

Love and Deepspace + Tumblr Text Post ↳ Down Bad for Zayne

[cnwolf-brainrot]

I’m going with coworkers to see Deadpool & Wolverine.

Which is GREAT!! Super fun!! I’m so glad to be going with these guys, they’re all buddies of mine and it’s going to be great.

But we’re going to have a problem because if Nightcrawler gets a cameo and is on screen with Wolverine for even a SECOND, it’s over. My reputation is gone. They’re never going to be able to look at me the same, because I���m going to go feral in the theater. This is DANGEROUS.

[charles-leclerc-official]

btw someone please hex both Mclaren engines, not anything dangerous, just a DNS please. Thank you

[todd-machine]

why is this website becoming relaxed about Jews all of a sudden. Like thank you but also I'm highkey baffled and grossed out by the switch up?

I only say this because the amount of genuinely anti-semetic SHIT that I've seen on this website be posted and reblogged under pro-Palestine posts over the last couple of years has been so vile I'm still thinking about it months later.

To be crystal clear this isn't trying to say that criticism of Israel or zionism is anti-semetic in itself, because there's plenty to discuss, criticise and oppose there as far as I'm concerned. All I wish is people were actually more critical of what they posted and actually focussed on that criticism, rather than making it about Jews as an ethnic group (or whatever you choose to label us that day, to suit your convenience). I know it's a big thing to ask of the "piss on the floor" website crowd but I believe in you.

It's all fine and well that you make a singular post about how you "condemn" anti-semitism in your space while ignoring Jews when they speak up about how they're being legitimately discriminated against during this whole period, posting stuff that literally reads like nazi propaganda with a different face and erasing our own VERY real victimisation and trauma over the course of history to fit your worldview. I'm sorry that it's uncomfortable for you to confront, and I'm sorry that you want to create an oppressor figure you can justify bullying on the internet, and I'm sorry that speaking up about this makes you feel like you're siding with zionism and betraying the cause. I'm sorry that you need tangible "proof" for each individual Jew being "good," rather than just treating us with basic respect for just being human. I'm sorry that it's so hard for leftists on the internet to weed this issue out of their space (don't think the right has any kind of freedom from guilt for this, either, but this post is not about them).

If you actually gave a shit you'd look at the ugly parts of what Jews experience on the internet and in real life in the eye, rather than only acknowledging what you consider to be cute and inoffensive to you. Self advocacy like this should not label me as a zionist and neither should it do to you if you find yourself agreeing with any of this. I hate to break it to you but what you stand for doesn't come at the convenience of erasing the people that give you the ick from it.

The above I'd normally put in tags but I'm sorry y'all are not getting the pleasure of erasing this. Apologise to Jews right now and learn to be normal about us or so help me. I wasn't even gonna type this post out but I got rubbed the wrong way that badly.

I grew up in a zionist household and over the years there was a lot of unlearning and perspective shifting I had to do to get here. The dehumanisation that Arabs/Muslims suffer from zionists at large is very real, and you do get labelled as "lost" or as a "traitor" if you acknowledge how wrong it is. That shouldn't be happening but the opposite is happening on the left atm. We shouldn't be in an environment where one group comes at the cost of the other, but this is what's being encouraged here and I'm sorry but I don't fuck with that.

[abby-ob]

(drops this and runs away)

[revismyname]

the inspiration:

[valentin1k]

tell me why being confined to bed due to period symptoms has made me write 600 words (and counting) of omegaverse rosquez

[ruinix]

Trust, I've came prepared for this. You wanna be a member of the Trevor love club SO badly

I just finished preparing lunch to be met with HOT TREVOR PICTURES. Oh my GOOOOOOOOD.

Sorry, but those fucking thighs. SPREAD FOR WHAT?! For me to kneel between them. Don't test my whore-ness, Trevor. Istg. Screaming at the blank forearm then him being tattooed. i am IN DANGER. Or better yet...Trevor, you are in danger (threat).

Clearing my throat, I'm not convinced (I AM. GIVE ME MORE.)

[on-a-lucky-tide]

Maturing in the gym is learning to identify whether you nearly smashed your face in with a dumbbell because you were lifting too heavy, or because you lost concentration for a moment as a bloody delicious smelling Bear walked by.

[starstruckodysseys]

getting really into ur ocs truly makes you desperate to make any form of content you can. like wdym im genuinely considering figuring out how to make an animatic. girl you can barely draw on a good day

[stale-cornflakes]

more lunchly combat

part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 (you are here)

who are you to have the BALLS to drop this in my askbox

[onebadpunspoilsabunch]

The fact that G5 is supposed to be a continuation of G4 is honestly really embarrassing. It doesn't even come near half of a fraction close to being on parr with it's predecessor, and it barely adds anything new or good to the world of G4. All it does is take away from G4 and make everything dull.

Yeah, you're right.

Someone once presented the idea that if G5 were a PREQUEL series instead of a SEQUEL series, then it actually would be good and worth watching.

And they are 100% right.

There were a lot of things that G4 never got to do before it ended. We never learn anything about Alicorns and where they come from, even though they're treated as a big deal throughout the show.

They do answer this question in G5, but I would rather it be done in the actual good show.

Certain character backstories like Celestia and Luna, Spike, Princess Cadence, remain (mostly) a mystery.

They could've used those last two seasons to answer all of the unanswered questions, but instead they came up with that godawful School of Friendship storyline...

But G5 as a prequel could've shown all of that, plus many more stuff.

But no, we're not allowed to have nice things, so instead we get ponies using TikTok and dragon babies farting.

Don't you think that G4 deserves a better continuation then this?

[teh-nos]

but why weren't sif and the warriors three wearing historically accurate empire waist frocks during loki's regency??? everyone knows if there's a regency you break out the jane austen stuff.